Dolorosa
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 01:21 AM |
Ok...I've always wondered about the Sentience of dolphins, personally I
doubt it...but they seem to be fairly self-aware, and clever...not too
mention funny. I also happened to notice that dolphin safe Tuna tastes
sucky...so I must assume that Dolphin's also taste good. Thats two good
things for them right there, possible self-awareness and tastiness.
Then I hear about the Dolphin Minehunter that was trained an used by the
Navy...the thing went AWOL...THATS fuckin' intelligence right there.
So are they semi or fully sentient beasties that taste yummy...
or just REALLY smart beasties that taste yummy...
Your thoughts please.
Note: The person making this statement is against all forms of animal
cruelty...usually. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 08:43 PM |
That Dolphins with opposable thumbs thing was brillant. Thanks for posting
that, dead_cell. ____________________
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Ironboots
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 05:03 PM |
AAAAAHHHH! *runs for the hills* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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dead-cell
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 04:56 PM |
I knew I had seen this before...
http://www.theonion.com/onion3630/dolphins_evolve_thumbs.ht
ml ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 12:13 PM |
Fine, Dolo, declare war all you want. I'm still going to the beach this
summer. I will not let this threat affect my life! I will live like I have
always lived! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 07:19 AM |
Oh take it easy, ya' gotta' love Abaddon...half the time he says what we're
really thinking, the other half...well, he's a smartass...but smartasses
are cool too.
And if they weren't dolphins...they'd be fucking weird looking people.
Oh my god...Dolphin Vikings...the sheer unadultrated horror of that
concept caused my mother to explode into flames and Ninja's to attack my
dog.
I have postulated through this forum that to put it quite simply, the
Dolphins are the Enemy. Their society is different, they're violent
capricious creatures who will rape and pillage us every chance they
get...the only thing keeping them from taking our world over is the fact
that they're aquatic.
Because of this realization I will no longer cut those little plastic
things that come on my beer and soda. I will flush more toilet paper into
the ocean, I will pee in salt water.
From this day forth, let it be known, that I have declared war against the
dolphins.
Damn them, damn them to hell. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 05:55 AM |
What would they be, then, smartass? :p
We have the land, they have the sea (oh, the vikings have the sea, too...) ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Abbadon
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posted on 8/5/2003 at 03:08 AM |
If dolphins are so nitelligent why are they still dolphins? ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Tvileren
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posted on 7/5/2003 at 10:02 AM |
A bit scary but I suddenly saw baby dolphins as the new delicatesse at the
restaurants around here.. and I imagined that it would be tasty as well..
Whale tastes good atleast.. do they make dishes out of baby whales?
This made me hungry... *walks of to kitchen looking for a snack* ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 08:15 PM |
Oh. My. God. I just had the most wonderful snack idea!!!
BABY DOLPHINS!!!
It's two different kinds of wonderful!! Dolo, bring me my hibachi!! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 04:53 PM |
Sorry! The dolphins brainwashed me with 50 hours of Flipper! Please help
me! I want to drive out the stupid people that are with them, and help
those who are the driving force against the bottle nosed mahi mahi wierdos! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
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Ironboots
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 04:19 PM |
Yeah, those evil dolphins! I mean, they must have chemical weapons just
like the US does... And I'm sure they're plotting to use it against us, or
Israel...
I say we nuke them all! And here's all my civil liberties in a bag so that
the government can keep me safe from those dolphin 'tairsts'! And if this
seems like a satire to you, well, it just might be!
"C'mon, people! We've driven whole species to extinction before, we can do
it again!"
- The Simpsons ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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dead-cell
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 04:13 PM |
The only thing we have over dolphins beside population, are our opposaple
thumbs. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 03:43 PM |
*pat pat* Come on, now...you know there are always casualties in
war...maybe if we're lucky, she can be de-programmed and reintroduced to
anti-dolphin society once again. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 03:39 PM |
>Sigh< It's always so tragic when the Dolphins get to our bright rising
stars...
Damn you!! Damn you damn dirty dolphins!!!
YOU BLEW IT UP!!
::Clutches head, wails, falls to the ground overwhelmed with grief and bad
rip-offing" ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 03:22 PM |
Who said anything about GW? Are you trying to distact us?! You are! THE
DOLPHINS HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU!!!! Sweetie...I'm gonna have to you put you in
a giant isolation tank...but it's for your own good...I'll feed you fresh
fish and give you some nice hoops to jump through. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 01:47 PM |
Oh no....not another GWBULLSHIT! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 6/5/2003 at 12:51 PM |
That definately something I'll have to look into.
I was thinking, even if Dolphin's were sentient...they don't have fingers
or anything, they pose no threat as long as we stay out of the water.
Unless they form an elite cadre of Dolphin suicide bombers! Yeah! they
could wear rocket packs made by renegade sea otters and have bombs strapped
to their blow holes or something...one day you walk by a bridge and BLAM!
it's all over...
Dolphin Jyhad...
I seriously think we need a preemptive strike here. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 11:28 PM |
I'll bet dolphin tastes just like baby... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 5/5/2003 at 03:52 AM |
I think it would be fun to take a dolphin, and teach it to jump over high
bars...then set a highbar next to the pad of an enormous catapult...and
when the dolphin jumps said bar and lands of aforementioned platform...it
gets shot into space and bounced off the mothership...
That'd show those aliens we weren't fucking around any more. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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