Sticupus
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posted on 20/1/2003 at 06:54 PM |
| It's a paradox Psycopixi. I am so horny I have to masturbate to rid myself
of being horny. Yet I masturbate so it makes me horny... and I don't know,
get a penis and you'll find out. If only I can show you the blissful
horrors of high "boy levels" of testosterone. Oh the pain/pleasure. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Closetgothbabe
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posted on 20/1/2003 at 07:52 PM |
That might be fun...being a boy for awhile but I think I will stick with
being a girl, its so much fun to be a girl 
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Comedian
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posted on 20/1/2003 at 08:13 PM |
In all my years of dising, slurring, downing, abusing, masticating and just
generally insulting the rest of the world, the worst insult I have ever,
ever been able to come up with was "lesbian beater."
I wish I was a lesbian. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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Monolycus
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posted on 20/1/2003 at 08:30 PM |
Ironboots: I'm less impressed with the stamina than the mathletics it took
to work that out.
CGB: That's why I take it in shifts.
~M.
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 01:39 AM |
During a break from school I was up to 12 times a day, 5 or 6 in the
morning, the rest before sleep. It got to the point where I felt the
orgasm, but I was "out of amunition" which can be spooky. I had to cut down
when I started to get a sort of rug burn on my memeber, which of course
hurt like hell. I'm down to a healthy 4 times day now.
I had no idea the foreskin was that important, I feel terrible now. My
parents cheated me! Its a shame it has become so popular, because in
essence it really cheats the experience for the rest of your life. People
should be made aware of this, I've never even heard of it before. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Starlight
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 01:48 AM |
| okay...the men win hands down (no pun intended) on the masturbation issue.
I didn't really believe it was true that guys are this busy with
self-gratification, makes me wonder if they wash their hands afterward.
*giggles* ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Closetgothbabe
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 05:45 AM |
Oh god I hope so but I am a washing my hands fanatic...hehe
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Psychopixi
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 08:14 AM |
Starlight - I didn't think so either. I know guys are supposed to be horny,
but I didn't think it meant this much masturbation.
Sticupus and Squire-of-Gothos - Are the muscles in the arm you use for
masturbation alot bigger than in the other arm? A guy I'm in school with
has a huge bicep on his right arm and significantly smaller on his other. ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Squire-of-Gothos
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 posted on 21/1/2003 at 08:38 AM |
Well I'm right handed, but for some myterious reason I can only seem to use
my left hand. But yeah, I seem to win arm wrestling matches with my left,
and I can do about 5 or 10 more curls with my left arm as well. Oh well,
Sticupus is right, you really need to be a guy to understand. I mean think
about it: guys get how many erections a day? (a lot as I remmber) well your
sitting there, alone, and you get aroused (and they can become very
uncomfortable) and you just want a release. Of course orgasms are great,
especially when I tease myself by coming close to finshing and then backing
off, and repeat this until my whole body aches for it, and then I finish.
Some people see masturbation as the beginning of ones sexual exploration,
but I think that it deserves its place as a powerful sexual tool. Mutual
masturbation, watching a partner do it, experimenting with new ways to
tease and pleasure yourself - these are powerful things.
 sexual
frustration!
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“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Domkitten
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 10:38 AM |
Interesting how this conversation went from being about fuck as a noun ala
De Sade to a wanker forum. For the most part I could have let it go, but
dammit all, when it comes to wanking I must speak my peace when I see the
girls saying boys have more fun.
I discovered the joys of self pleasure around the age of 4, I actually
remember it rather vividly as it is something you dont' forget. I'd say
from between then to 18 (excluding the month that I broke my arm and had to
use the other hand) I probably rubbed the rug between 5 and 6 times a day,
at least as much as the average male, and possibly moreso.
I have the high honor of being the only person in my college to honestly
have masturbated in every single building on campus, and that was fun. I
believe the most I ever frigged in a single day was probably 10 times, I
can't honestly say I remember 12, but if you include just fiddling with the
naughty bits and not quite making it to orgasm, well, then, I could
probably count at least 12 times.
I used to wank everywhere whenever I could. I made a sport of trying to
wank in the living room when the entire family was gathered to watch t.v.
and climax without anyone noticing. I masturbated through girls sleepovers,
classes in ever level of school and college, on buses, on trains, and yes,
folks on planes. I've masturbated at least five times while driving a car,
and more than that while I was a passenger. I usually figre if there is not
thing to do than I can at least do myself.
There joys of a self-sexual (what a wonderful term) are to many for me to
even really count it properly. I would say the legacy continues, and it
does. I've masturbated at all places I've been employed, more from boredom
and to elivate the tedium of the day than anything else. When I got to my
new country and learned that my vibrator was not compatible with the
sockets I explained to the director it was a medical emergency that get a
power converter immediatly, and I spent that weekend in bed painting or
wanking depending on my mood.
Girls can have just as much fun doodling around as the boys do, but
generally we are less sexually fueled. However, at least in my case, I've
been able to keep up it up at least as long, and far more often. And, well,
hell, I've been able to make myself come 5 times in a row in the space of
about 3 minutes on a really good day.
Boy, howdy.
____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 01:46 PM |
I'm impressed. How did you manage to get to your saucy bits in all those
cituations? I can do it through a couple layers of clothing, but I assume
for a girl it would be somewhat different. Or is it. So much
misinformation, so little time. I thought I was the only one to do it in
front of family, (which is a fun game!) and during class. I caught myself
doing it one or two times in every class some weeks. I don't know if its
terribly strange, but I derived some pleasure knowing everyone around me
was oblivious to what I'd done. Of course it can be uncofortable to have
that wet stain in your pants, but thus is the suffering of man. Jerk on
People!
In all seriousness, how do you pleasure yourself in public, is it just
clitoral stimualtion or actual fingering. I'm completely bafled, and now I
won't be able to sleep at night! ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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Psychopixi
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 04:57 PM |
Oh hell, I never thought guys had more fun. They just have different fun.
Though I can honestly say I've never masturbated with anyone but my
boyfriend in the room with me.
Also why is it (where I live, at least) that guys are expected to
masturbate, but if girls do then they're sluts? Girls really aren't
supposed to enjoy anything sexual are they? Lie back and think
of your King and country... well, if that's what gets you going. Personally
I'd rather have a little more control and a lot more enjoyment. ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Domkitten
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posted on 21/1/2003 at 11:51 PM |
Well now, you are making a distinction between rubbing the clit and
fingering, but they aren't really all that different. If your masturbating
in publish your are probably not doing the insertable kind, although I did
once use a vibrator and dildo while driving, which was sort of a road
hazard, but there really is nothing better to do on I-65 really.
It's not that hard, not that hard at all. And girls can wear skirts, heh,
now there are possibilities. Really, it's not all that difficult to have a
fun time when people are around, as long as you are capable of controlling
yourself when you orgasm. I know for a fact that I wasn't the only girl to
have jerked off during classes in college, there were a few of us that
discussed the fun of doing it under the table in class, or in the seats,
heh, so much fun.
As for masturbaters being sluts, I can honestly say that I don't think that
is true. I can only speak for myself but I didn't do the did with either
boy or girl till I was eighteen and far far away from the troglodytes I had
gone to school with.
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It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Ironboots
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posted on 22/1/2003 at 09:55 AM |
Yeah, girls have an advantage with skirts, but guys have pockets. That's
really the only way a guy can touch himself in public, that I can think of.
Unless perhaps he puts a blanket over his lap. I've done that before, but
just at home.
And damn school for being such an arousing place sometimes... I mean, I go
to an all-boys school and I -still- find things (such as young attractive
female teachers) to wake me up. Its irritating sometimes.
But about the masturbating in class, I've seen guys in class wanking
without any modesty. Mostly just to get a reaction out of the guy next to
them, but it still counts...
Amazing what goes on at an all-boys school...
About the slut image, I think it just goes back to people being prudes
about other people's sexuality. Do anything 'deviant' and you're labelled a
slut. But I do agree that girls are labelled unfairly -throughout- the
topic of sexuality. Girls are supposed to be modest, and guys are supposed
to always be 'going for the gold'. Again, the prude argument holds...
"99% of all men masturbate, and the other 1% are lying."
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 22/1/2003 at 05:52 PM |
It always pissed me off the way girls get a bad rap for enjoying sex.
"Sluts and Whores", thats what they always called them. I really don't get
it. Maybe its the remaining 50's image of woman having to be curtious and
listen to there husbands, and that sex is bad. Or maybe its an underlying
fear that people have, "if women can enjoy sex just like men, what does
that mean?" as if it will destroy sex and society as we know it. Either way
people have some whacky-assed hang ups.
I don't know If this is really important, but I think it goes with the
topic. Sorta. I recently hooked back up with my old GF (who incidently
helped me realize I enjoy giving and receiving pain) which means I'm back
in business! I really loved her, and when we split I was heartbroken, and
really deprived as well, because no one around here is into the S&M scene.
I think I like giving more than getting, but thats not important. Whats
really nifty is we've decided to act out a fantasy that we've both had for
a long time. I'm pretty sure it a B&D type submission set up: each one of
us has a day to be master and slave. First I'll be the master, and the next
day she takes over. The whole slave set up is a pretty extreme sect of
BDSM, but its ever so enjoyable! I've taken good precautions i.e. safe
words, med kits and stuff on hand in case of acidents, proper bondage
equipment etc. We even picked out a devilishly cute collar for her to wear.
Its actually kind of whacky for me to talk about, I just noticed that. Oh
well. Have fun ppl! ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
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“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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anything.”
Faulkner
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Sticupus
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posted on 22/1/2003 at 10:18 PM |
I'm so glad people are participating.
And ironboots.... fuck you. I envy the hot gay sex that must go on in that
all boys school... fuck that pisses me off. I want some!
ehhh.... grrrr.... ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 23/1/2003 at 12:08 AM |
Which reminds me of something. I might not be back in business. When I was
split up with my gf, I did some healthy seuxal exploration. Anyway, to make
a long story short and twisted, I tried explaining to her that I was
bisexual and she reaaaaaaaaaaaaally didn't take it well. I never thought
I'd catch that kind of flak from her, but wonders never cease. I know she
isn't a bigot, she has tons of gay friends. But I guess she's never
contemplated the idea of dating someone who swings both ways. Boy it was a
tense moment in that room; I'd liken it to someone telling her she was
adopted, and from space. Either way she seems cool with it, we're going to
Miami beach tomorow.
Those all boys schools have to be wild. Mixing sexual frustration and jym
showers can be very dangerous. He he. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
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“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can
eat
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anything.”
Faulkner
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Psychopixi
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posted on 23/1/2003 at 04:39 AM |
Heh - two years in an all girls school. *shudders* Teenage guys ask really
amusing questions once they find out you've been in an all girls school.
Speaking of school, I should be there now, so I'm going... ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Ironboots
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posted on 23/1/2003 at 07:54 AM |
Okay. at my school, NOBODY takes showers in the lockerroom. The most a guy
does is rinse his hair. That's about it.
Except for the football team. I think they do, but they wear their
underwear or swim trunks...
Sticupus: I'm not really sure about hot gay sex... There's maybe a few guys
that -might- be gay, but damned if I know... I doubt there's any sex at all
on campus.
Either way, you wanna trade schools? Anything co-ed, that's all that I care
about. No uniforms is a plus.
Maybe this forum will get into the top ten!
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Closetgothbabe
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posted on 23/1/2003 at 07:08 PM |
I dont think I would have a problem with my bf being bi at all. I couldnt
imagine going to an all girls school though...hehe
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