Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 01:06 AM |
I´d like to try something. I´m not sure how well it will work if it works
at all, but I´m going to try it. Here´s the idea. You say something. The
person after you then comes up with a logical response to what you have
said, but takes out a piece of the logic and tries to make it work.
First Statement: This is poison ivy. I should not wipe my ass with it. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 12:09 PM |
Hmm...having a hard time grasping the game, but here goes...
I should not wipe my ass with poison ivy...
I SHOULD rub my nemisis´ UNDERWEAR in it tho...
Good times... ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Mutant_Duckie
Member Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 08:43 PM |
i SHOULD also carry all of my underwear on me, so my enemy isn´t tempted to
do the same. ____________________ ~~ QUACK! |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 08:48 PM |
And not only carry all your underwear with you, but all your ENEMY´S undies
too...in case you run across some poison ivy. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 09:10 PM |
POison Ivy is a weapon to be used on underwear, therefore underwear are an
stealth weapon. ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 10:29 PM |
I´d rather they have to sneak off to the free clinic thinking they have a
VD than know it was me...
Bwahahhahahaha
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/8/2002 at 10:42 PM |
I will then bribe the doctor at the free clinic to (A) diagnose the rash as
a veneral disease and (B) have the doctor convince my foe that an operation
is needed (this is what´s called "forshadowing," kids) and if the enemy
refuses, the doctor will insist the only other option is amputation. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/8/2002 at 03:52 PM |
If amputation of genitalia is the cause of underwear, it should carry a
health warning.
(Logic is bent, not broken!) ____________________
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/8/2002 at 06:56 PM |
Indeed, and the health warning should read: "Warning, may cause underwear
made of poison ivy by one´s nemesis, which will result in additional visits
to the hospital to hear about your unpleasant diseases. Because thats what
trips to the hospital are for. Now give us your genitalia and we´ll take
your money. Now." ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2002 at 12:58 AM |
Hospitals always give you bad news about how you might have to become a
eunuch because of your enemies´ ambitions for your underwear. ____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2002 at 11:11 AM |
If you have enemies you will become a eunuch, therefore all eunuchs have
enemies ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2002 at 04:10 PM |
If all enemies´s enemies are enemies, and all eunuchs have enemies, then
all enemies must be eunuchs.
*laughs at his enemy* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2002 at 11:29 AM |
Wow, that was slick...
If all enemies are eunuchs then all eunuchs are my enemy. And if my enemies
are not Eunuchs then i must be mistaken. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2002 at 12:34 PM |
If you are a eunich but are not my enemy, then you must simply have
misplaced them. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/8/2002 at 07:48 PM |
If you are a eunuch but are not my enemy, and if you have not misplaced
them, then perhaps you have misplaced your posion ivy. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/8/2002 at 09:48 AM |
Misplaced poison ivy near underwear does not exactly make a person my enemy
unless they are a eunuch. ____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/8/2002 at 12:00 PM |
there has got to be a way to work in the ideas of weasels into this
somewhere ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2002 at 09:57 AM |
If an enemy Eunuch places a poison ivy coated Weasel in my underpants...I
will have a bad day. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for
an
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all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/8/2002 at 04:14 PM |
Unless, of course, that weasel was good with his tongue. But in that case,
your enemy would not be your enemy, and therefore would not be a eunuch. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/8/2002 at 02:18 AM |
weasles usually are just not the makings of good times.
Especially if you have peanut butter in your pants.
Weasles love peanut butter. ____________________
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