I know I spend a lot of time at work. I also know that this time at work
has a tendency to get into my head, and occasionally my dreams. However,
when you start having sexual dreams about your co-workers its time to
worry. I’ll mention that the “ugly manager” (someone Mono might remember)
has popped up in my dreams twice now.
In both scenarios he had Korean prostitutes. In the first I was stuck in a
cab and had to watch. This dream I had last night was much the same, only
after the Korean girls came in to strip, I was kicked out because
apparently women don’t tip stripers. Me being who I am I went and found
some dream cash to stuff in some undies, only to come back and stumble upon
the horrific scene of “ugly manager” bumping uglies. Literally.
This stuff is almost enough to put me off of strippers and kinky sex in
public places. Almost.
Is there any way in hell to police my dreams to keep “ugly manager” out of
them so I can prevent getting up in the morning with a headache and
horrific memories?
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A sachet of lavender, thyme and a darkamethyst crystal under the pillow
should help
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Monolycus
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posted on 7/12/2004 at 08:05 PM
If you're talking about who I think you are, that might ctually be a
repressed memory and not a dream at all. And... ew.
~M.
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Domkitten
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posted on 7/12/2004 at 11:46 PM
Look, I'm all about being kinky and having wet dreams. I just prefer that
the wet dreams by my territory. I do not want it invaded by ugly
co-workers. Particularly ugly male co-workers with drinking problems. I
have nothing against the Korean bimbos, or any kind of bimbo, or bon bon,
but co-workers, not me. Not now. Not ever.
And if that were a repressed memory we'd know. I'd have cut off my hands,
poked out my eyes and salted the earth for such a tragedy.
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Starlight
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posted on 8/12/2004 at 03:21 AM
If ugly manager guy insists on showing up, maybe you could thank him for
dropping off the girls for you and then wave as he walks away and the cab
drives off.
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brissteni
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posted on 22/12/2004 at 01:05 AM
when he shows up in your dreams, you can try to control it and tell him to
get the hell out. if you put your mind to it before you go to sleep, it
usually works. for me, that is.
or you can write down who you want in your dream and put it under your
pillow. it used to work for me, when I was ten, but somehow it stopped
working. stupid head.
gothicmorman
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posted on 22/12/2004 at 06:33 AM
The question i wonder with this is: Is it really the co-worker that is
kinky, or is it just you. being this your dream and not his...
BlueLinn
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posted on 30/1/2005 at 01:16 PM
or you could quite possibly have some reppressed feelings for the fellow
that only arise in dreams....
... just a thought.
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