1) I am your one true God. I have many faces (including non-existence), but they are all me. You will not question my authority, or fail to do what I tell you. Nor will you stop another person from doing what I tell them to do, even if I tell them with a different face than I show you.

2) Thou shalt not worship Vibeless things

3) Thou shalt not take my name in vain. If you scream my name, you best not be faking it.

4) Remember the holy day. Thou shalt not be a workaholic on this day. The holy day shall be reserved for rest, worship and playing around.

5) Honor thy father and mother for they know not what they did.

6) Thou shalt not fling un-necessary Shmeng, or hurt stuff that's not trying to eat you.

7) Thou shalt not fuck someone's significant other with out that person's permission, and without your significant other's permission

8) Thou shalt not steal other people's stuff, personality, style, words, thoughts, beliefs, or culture. Get yer own.

9) Thou Shalt not say someone is lame and stupid unless they really are lame and stupid

10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's life.