Orgasams: Yours or Mine

Orgasams

I have to give the Orgasm two big thumbs and eight busy fingers up. They are, in short, fantastic.  

If you've ever had the big "O" than I dare say you would be forced to agree. Orgasms are like chocolate dipped in honey, covered in whip cream (vegan or otherwise) served on a silver platter and then sucked off the belly of a nubile young virgin.

They are they topping on the cake that you can have and eat too, and you can even have seconds without adding inches to your hips. They are the one thing you can always give somebody that they always need, or the present you can always receive and still want more. No one will ever bad mouth you about giving them an orgasm, and there won't be rush to return it later.  

Orgasms, are plain and simple, legal heroin for the body and soul, and just plain fun. There are oh-so-many ways to have them, and they should all be tried, even by the shy novice, as this is one area where enhancing your pleasure is definitely worth it.  

For the busy person who doesn't have time, or can't be bothered with a date, there is always the bringing it about yourself. Depending on the kind of person you are in a few minutes or half an hour, you can be seeing god, and walking into the light, feeling no only lighter, but also cleaner and calmer as you go about your day. You have various options for self stimulation, among them, your hand, lotions and your hand, various electric toys, various non electric ones, television, your computer, your ears, your bathroom, magazines, books, and the common cold (a sneeze is just a two second orgasm you give yourself), and the kitchen sink.

If you've got the time, or a partner, there are several other ways to get your self there, and some documented over 250 positions, so try them all.  

Orgasms are guaranteed to turn a bad day into a bearable one, so feel free to indulge yourself in some self pleasuring, and don't be afraid to come again.  

Added:  Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Reviewer:  SaraDevil
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