Pocket Ninjas
Some movies you find in the $5 bin turn out good. Others, well, you should have spent money on rat poison and razor blades...
Pocket Ninjas is one of those bad movies.
First up, we see the movies box. It features three asian children dresseed as ninjas and holding household cleaning products. Well forget about them, they aren't in the movie, not at all.
As you watch this movie, you will begin to realize that it makes absolutely no friggin sense at all. It's horrible, completely and utterly devoid of anything a good movie needs. Well, except for the Big Chin Guy who plays Cobra Kahn...
The plot goes something like this. Three kids are reading a comic book, these kids are also taking karate lessons from The White Dragon, a great ninja master, who also seems to be a surfer or something...
Anyways, these kids are then thrust into a gang war with the evil Cubby Kahn, played by a six year old who can't act or fight. As they train, The White Dragon tells them the story about his fight with Cobra Kahn, including a story about a fight where him and Big Chin Guy in a fun house. This had to be the most ridiculous scene in the entire movie. First, the film is sped up, so it is half again as ffast as it should be, second, it has this horrible disney theme park styled music playing, third, they fight while bouncing on balloons, and lastly, by fight I mean, they play paddy cake.
I'm not joking, really, it is that bad.
It's not even Plan 9 bad, it's just bad. Added: Tuesday, July 29, 2003 Reviewer: Xaoswolf Score: Related Link: imdb site Hits: 1179
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