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Multipost: Multimess |
Posted by
callei on Saturday, May 06, 2006 - 08:02 AM PST
Multi post. Multi post. Multi post. Its so nice to see the influx of spring kindergothen. No seriously. I LIKE them, they taste like chicken, at least with bar-b-que sauce. This time around we have two delusional fashion police and one hippie goth. I find it sort of ironic that one kid calls for us to stop loving our pets (or Christmas, or Halloween, or maybe our cameras, I’m not really sure) and another calls for us to stop burning down the rain forests.
Goth Revolution
Good Tidings Goths of middle earth, your lord darktavio has arrived. Yes, it is I, Darktavio, the creator of things like huge black jeans with chains connecting the legs that sad suburban kids like to wear in the summer.
(So now we all know who to blame for those heinous fashion mistakes)
I also introduced the world to black sweatshirts with thumb holes punched into the sleeves.
(No kiddo you didn’t. that was some homeless guy in Chicago)
To all of you freaks and losers and fucking nerds who are held at the lowest social wrung of society, its time you united.
(Yeah ok. United 14.8s and fight back against all that repressive homework)
Gather together every fat lesbian Goth, every overly skinny gay Goth, and the 4 heterosexual Goths who match each others bondage out fits and follow me.
(So wait, you think of your fellow babigoths based solely on who they want to fuck? You really are just hitting puberty aren’t you?)
Seeing that we are all extremely weak because we like to sit inside eating cheetos and listening to Manson, our revolution will be done psychologically.
(Personally I can’t stand cheetos. I prefer Doritos, and Blue Corn chips rock.)
Since we are dumber than the rest of society, we need to use our skills of materialistic principles and hypocritical non-conformity to outwit the enemy: everyone.
(I don’t know if black clad 14.8s are dumber than other-color-clad 14.8s, but they do post here more often so I get to see just how little good state education has done them. There is a logical fallacy in this last statement, when taken with the “unite” line. See if you can figure it out kiddo.)
If we all step up to the level of super Goth, we can win.
(its called Uber, with two dots over the U, like nipple piercing. And I find that I have to ask “win what?”)
Paint your entire bodies with paint thinner to make your skin translucent, color your eyeballs with eyeliner to make them black as my emo soul, and drape yourselves like Muslims in black denim covered with studs.
(so wait, now you are emo? And you think Muslims (which you misspelled by the way) drape themselves in black denim? I am not even going to comment on the paint thinner other than to say “Darwin awards”.)
VIVA LA GOTHALUTION
Jordanthekert
To The Imitations
I am well aware of the fact that my constant ranting on the subject of anti-conformity crazed youths, punks, and poser Goths has offended some if not many of my readers.
(Let me just step up and say “what?” we haven’t heard any of that from you, at least not under this name. Or that was interesting enough for me to recall.)
My reaction to this epiphany of mine is simply...bite me. I bite harder.
(That is not an epiphany. Try using a thesaurus if you are going to try to use big words.)
What I write, for the most part, is aimed at those who would be so easily angered by my comments on their lifestyles and the source of what fills their wardrobes.
(so you write things in hopes of pissing off your audience? Is that why you are now trying to post here? Shmeng is not a gothsite, so we don’t care where people buy their clothes.)
I write solely to cause hatred.
(No, you write solely (its easy to misspell that word, like you did, for people that aren’t clear about how to say words that they think they know) for self aggrandizement and attention).
For when you lash back out at me, you make me aware of just how 'touched' you were by my writings.
(put it away junior, it aint touchin’ me.)
That, in turn, lets me know how right I am about you.
(so, if someone writes back it is because they hate you and because they hate you, it means that they buy their clothes at a place of which you do not approve?)
If you truly are 'Lord of the somethings' and 'Vampress of all what-knots' than you would be agreeing with me rather than arguing with me.
(I know a few people with real titles and they wouldn’t have a clue what you are yammering on about. Frankly I am not too sure myself)
Your constant claims of darkness have begun to eat away at my patience.
(so stop reading other kids’ blogs about how much they want to grow up to be goth)
My stomach convulses when I see those pictures of your painted faces on Halloween filed next to the pictures of your favorite pets on Christmas morning.
(I so don’t get your point here. Is it that people who dress up for Halloween aren’t allowed to have pets? Is it that you want to see their pets in Halloween face paint? Do you object to someone celebrating Halloween and Christmas on religious grounds? What the hell is your point here?)
Where is the balance in your claim?
(I am guessing that you feel that someone that can love their pets and love to be all gloomcookie doesn’t have balance. I think your real argument is that they have too much balance.)
You sicken me with your word choice.
(ditto kiddo)
Slang and profanity degrades your ability to devise clever come-backs or witty insults.
(So does the misuse and overuse of words. Fuck you has way more impact that something Shakespearian that is misquoted.)
Oh "People of The Darkness" when defending what you claim, let us conjure a greater response than, "Fuck you."
(I like to pretend that most people are worth the energy to insult in depth and detail. But some people aren’t. )
Until you can, speak not of your "evil secrets" and may we not hear the whispers of you softer side by means of your posted pictures.
(Again I say “stop reading other people’s blogs if they offend you. Stop trying to make everyone that you bump into one dimensional. People are actually more complicated and, hopefully, more interesting that just what they wear. Well some people are. Oh and remember what I said about misuse of words? This is not the 1800’s.)
Here, allow me this bit of advice which I shall share in your own slang terms. Get real.
(Here, allow me this bit of advice, which I shall share with you in your own terms. Get spell-check and use the thesaurus. DO NOT MAKE ME CLEAN UP ANOTHER OF YOUR POSTS.)
ArsenikVein
The death of our planet
We live on planet earth-stating the obvious but it needs to be said. If we ruin it we have nowhere else to live. So why are people treating it with so much disrespect? Burning down the trees in the Amazon is not helping us. Just so you can get cheap wood we decrease our source of oxygen?
(It is nice to see someone else besides the 500 or so members here wanting to stop the strip farming of the Amazon and help the population find ways to enrich their soil so that they can reuse land. See I too have heard about the “awful” things being done to that forest. Have you heard about what is happening to some of the other great forests in the world?)
And letting out tons of greenhouse gases. If we carry on like this there will only be a small strip of land to live in. The world is already overpopulated without having to squeeze our habitat.
(we wont have anywhere to live, that is the point about global warming.)
I could go on but the end result is that if we carry on like this we will see the death of our planet.
(no we wont. It takes a lot more to “kill” a planet that merely changing it climate some. It would mean the death of lots of the present species, but the planet, and life, would go on.)
Shadows
So the kids are exercising their brains, such as they are. And wasting net space with their brain droppings. I did my best to add some levity and some sanity to the posts, but please jump in a bitch slap away.
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Re: Multimess
by firefly7 on May 06, 2006 - 03:08 PM
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I think reading these broke my brain a little bit.
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Re: Multimess
by feralucce (feralucce@wayoutonthecorner.com)
on May 07, 2006 - 07:39 AM
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Darktavio... contrary to callei's commentary, it was a guy named mouse on bourbon street that did that back in 92... I don't think you started it...and I KNOW you're not mouse... cause mouse is dead... as for your fashions... those really aren't goth... you just painted black a section of the population that you wished to emulate... punks and raver's were doin it with plaid "in the day" ... which was a wednesday by the way... also... on another note... this is NOT a goth site... most of us here... are not goth... if you had read ANYTHING on the site, you might have succeeded in not coming across as a complete fuckwit...Jordanthekert... I thought you were darktavio?
ArsenikVein
what readers? you have not begun to rant... and definitely NOT on this site... you don't even belong here... this is your ONLY submission...you haven't even posted on the forums... earn a name, then bitch, till then...you are a waste of data... btw... where are these claims of darkness? I don't remember ever readding that we are dark or twisted or evil... hell even the title says not a goth site... soo... emo-reject... go write in your diary "today I tried to kill myself, but I suck at life, so I even failed in this"... fuck off
Shadows:
Umm... honey? we spew green house gasses when we belch or flatulate... cows spew even more... I am doing my part..what about you? WE"RE COMING OUT OF A FUCKING ICE-AGE...of course it's going to get warmer... the palent... will retaliate if we puch too far... and then man will be gone and the planet will recover... this aside I agree with what you are saying... but jeezus fucking christ on a pogo stick... you said it in the most mealey mouthed, lackadaisical, un-empowered and dispassionate manner I have ever seen... if you are gonna crusade do it with some fucking conviction... own your passiona and earn our respect...
and all trhee of you... FUCK... learn some speech writing skills...
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Re: Multimess
by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com)
on May 07, 2006 - 08:48 PM
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I think what cracks me up the most about these posts is the sheer pretention, the please-pay-attention-to-me, I-am-so desperate-for-attention, and by-the-way-I'm-better-than-all-of-you-will-ever-be, (said a little too emphatically, of course, proving that the poster has a huge inferiority complex and is trying its hardest to puff up really big so they look scary and mean.) It's funny when they try so hard to prove they're not lame losers that that's exactly what they come across as.
Poor kiddies. Maybe someday, someone will teach them social skills.
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Re: Multimess
by EyeCandyRayce on May 08, 2006 - 03:00 AM
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It is a classic case of "I hate myself in real life so I have to make myself feel better online by randomly attacking strangers who have no idea who I am irl so they cannot bring me down.... online".
We see it every day." What a bunch of n00b5!"
Jordanthekert: Your attempts at using witty humor to make fun of goths has failed miserably. First off... as it has previously been stated.. this is NOT a goth site. This is an "alternative" site so to speak. And if you were not using witty humor to make fun of goths then..... wow... I believe they have medication for people like you.
ArsenikVein: Ummmmm.. let's see here. I don't even know where to begin. First off, get over yourself. The path to being a better person is to stop looking at other peoples faults and instead find, admit and improve on your own. To do otherwise is to prove yourself the lesser person and to roll in the dirt with the other people who should be removed from the gene pool.
Shadows: You know.. I'm just far to amused at your ineptitude to be of any use to this situation. There are MANY rain forests being destroyed throughout the world. The problem is that most of them are located in 3rd world countries or in areas that are ruled by governments that don't care. And please don't tell me you are one of those Americans who thinks we should "show them the light"! While I agree with you completely, the reality is that we can't change it.
There is a huge debate about if this is global warming or simply a natural cycle in the planets environment. If it is global warming.... then we are too late to stop it. The damage we are dealing with right now is from the industrial area. It takes a very long time for our polution to reach the ozone as in more then 100 years! Now image what we are leaving for those 100 years from now. Do you really think, if we could stop the damage to the entire earth tomorrow, it would make any difference at all? Not that I'm saying we shouldn't try but do you really think posting your dribble here is going to make a difference? Hell, anywhere for that matter. And as others have said... the planet isn't what is going to be permanently destroyed for our lack of judgements 100 or more years ago.. it is the animals and us that will pay and by your little post.. why should you care. After all, the planet IS more important after all. While I love mother earth/gaia/midgaard/whatever you want to call it, I also have to look at reality and deal with what is front of me. If you don't like polution, then don't make polution. Don't ride in a car. Don't throw anything away. Live in some hippie community and spare us your opinions on the obvious.
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Re: Multimess
by Domkitten (saradevil@saradevil.net)
on May 08, 2006 - 03:22 PM
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I have to say I'm just glad we have a multipost...I know it was becoming a long hard day between decent posts, which is why everything was going up, but really, I like it so much more when callei is screening. Even if that means she has to lose her mind reading all the crap that gets send in...And multiposts are always so much better then just reading them without the commentary.....
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Re: Multimess
by Starlight on May 09, 2006 - 07:39 PM
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I needed this. I wasn't expecting it and it gave me a good laugh. Great commentary, callei.
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Sometimes one word, said several times can get the point across really well.
by Dolorosa (SixOfSwords@IU.zzn.com)
on May 10, 2006 - 03:20 PM
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Props to the Callei though, I can only imagine the grievous mental trauma inflicted by wading into this mess, but it always brings things into perspective. Your a literary ass-kicker!
And it's fun to laugh at people.
eagerly anticipating the next deluge of senseless doomery.
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Re: Multimess
by Domkitten (saradevil@saradevil.net)
on Jun 04, 2006 - 08:15 PM
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I was bored and reading this silly thing again (fingers crossed for updates as soon as Callei has satisfied herself with the bodies of waylaid subbies)...and had a thought.
Oh "People of The Darkness" when defending what you claim, let us conjure a greater response than, "Fuck you."
If you are goth enough, a well said "Fuck you" will always suffice for an insult. Why waste being well spoken on a 14.8 when a perfectly good "Fuck you" will suffice? Of course, this means you have to be goth enough, and let me tell you, a goth in a Hawaiian shirt on the beach with coco-butter suntan lotion and dark glasses can still be pretty scary with a "Fuck you" because said person is in fact "goth enough".
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Back to the Karma free Zone. Why can't kids speak good old English?
by Arthegarn on Aug 17, 2006 - 05:53 AM
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OK. I read the post once. I got about half of it.
Let's see... Darktavio/Jordanthekert makes me feel like the ultimate European Import. Dou you Unitedstatesians actually wear "things like huge black jeans with chains connecting the legs"? You'll never get the idea of elegance, will you? Or even a glimpse? That's not about "sad suburban kids", that's just sad, period. What's a 14.8, anyway? 14-18 year old teenagers? I could dress when I was that age! I could even write properly and even tie my own shoelaces without writing a poem on the subject. Besides, someone should tell you that calling your audience "freaks and losers and fucking nerds" is an unlikely way to earn their sympathies (and quite rude. too). I mean... you would get them to follow you, OK, but just as long as you ran faster than them. Considering your admission that you like to sit inside eating cheetos and listening to Manson I don't think you could run so fast because you don't sound like you are particularly fit, which brings me to the sex issue.
You see, if you were fit you just might, even despise your mental dhiarrhea, get laid from time to time. If you got laid sometime that would most likely prevent you from submitting hormone-overcrowded articles like this so my thesis that you are not particularly fit grows stronger. Then there are some details that Callei's otherwise lancet-like mind has not seen (or perhaps, out of charity, decided not to mention), such as that, by your own words, you are either homosexual, a usual of bondage outfits, or the an usual reader of The Famous Five and the Torpedo thing (beware, kid, those things will make you blind) or his need to overcompensate some other deficiencies by rising to the status of SUPERGOTH (Give him some credit, he didn't mean übergoth, he meant Supergoth, you see?)
Aw, anyway considering I am not a fat lesbian, a skinny gay or a heterosexual wearing bondage outfits the reason I don't get the point is this speech was not addressed to me (I am a fucking nerd, though, I have my girlfriend and RPGs to bear witness of each if necessary).
Oh, and its "Gothalución" not "Gothalution". Trust me.
ArsenikVein's rant is clearly misguided in that s/he presumes to have not many, not some, but any readers. Once again we find someone who thinks that people with personality problems actually need and like to have those problems yelled at them. Well, sorry, kid, but the only kind of readers that you aim at that would really read you are the coprophagous ones. Does aggravating people and making them angry at you actually make you feel better? Well, you need your head examined if so. Otherwise you'll end up killing your teachers at your HS and we'll have to endure another "goth-drives-them-crazy" season. Please, take your meds... More than once... Considering that anyone who argues with you is wrong because if they were right they would be with you and not against you automatically qualifies as a Die-hard Republican. Congratulations.
I am sorry that seeing other people's happiness makes you sad and/or mad. Very sorry. Really. Get real.
Anyway I think we should lock this cute little one and Lord Darktavio above up and see what happens. We could also drop the jail in the Marianas and see what happens, true...
As for Shadows... well. S/he means well, she has not incurred on my wrath (but hey, just a piece of info: the Pinatubo eruption back in the 90's released just by itself more CFC and greenhouse-causing agents than mankind has in the last century, even including Feral's gas-passing)
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