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Posted by
littlebats on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 07:19 AM PST
Who makes better lovers, vegans or carnivores? My vote is for vegans. We taste better.
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*skritching her head*
by VampCourt (Morbidchic@hotmail.com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 07:55 AM
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Um.. how does your diet or what you choose or choose not to eat effect how good a lover you are.
I just figure.. you got deh skills? You got the skills.
"Im a Vegan! There is NO milk cheese or meat in this body! Fuck me!"
*giggle*
Sorry.. it just struck me funny..
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Re: Das Booty Call
by Devin (devin-at-vibechild-dot-com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 09:50 AM
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Maybe it's 'cause I'm from Hawaii, but at least over there most of the Vegans I met smelled bad enuf that I wasn't particulary inclined to taste them. I'm sure they were perfectly acceptable lovers - for someone who appreciates dreadlocks as dental floss.
I realize that over here, being vegan isn't as much of a hippie cult thing as it is over there, and probably doesn't have the stigma (the stigma is earned really - I think you have to go to a Maui Vegan compound to understand completely). I still have a problem seeing how what you eat effects how you are in bed. If you have no vibe, there's nothing you can eat or not eat that will change that.
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Re: Das Booty Call
by callei (psanguis@yahoo.com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 02:19 PM
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Is it really technique or enthusiasm and will to please? I know a few people with oodles of technique that werent that good really because they werent really there with me. they were too busy preforming and showing off. that lack of vibe. it was there when we started then went away as we started to play.
I have been know to get up and leave.
the vegan/veggie/carnivore thing now.... are they happy, are they interested?
I think the best lovers are ones that appriciate good food. they know how to enjoy sensuous pleasures and that often translated well to sex.
(but the sweat sure smells different)
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Re: Das Booty Call
by sorceress_ly (angeldustan@yahoo.com)
on Jun 29, 2001 - 10:41 AM
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vegans rule, I use to be one than I changed. I am still one in the heart I just need someone to push me into the write direction again. vegan boys are hot. If there goth too that is it man hot as fuck!
sorry i got carried away
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Re: Das Booty Call
by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com)
on Jun 29, 2001 - 04:30 PM
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poor devin in the midst of humid smelly vegan hippies...
Both my fiance and I are vegan, and I have to say that I LOOOVE vegans...I dont' think I could date a meat eater....their breath smells different (yes, it does...smells like death...or deth and tic tacs...or death and big red...you get the idea) tastes different, their BODIES smell/taste different. They seem to me to be more loving and such, as regular murder isn't a part of their life. My vegan houseboy is great in the sack.
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Veganism vs. cornivorism?
by Comedian (comedian@callatg.com)
on Jun 30, 2001 - 02:45 AM
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It seems like another argument swinging the hatchet between to extremist sides of the line. Humans are designed to be omnivorous, and can eat many things that aren't considered to be food. But who is better in bed? Hard question to answer, considering what you're trying to formulate a hypothesis from. Vegans have taken on a lifestyle(cdon't know if that is the correct phrasing, since there are many things considered "lifestyles" that people might not like to be associated with) that depraves the bodily system of nutirents that we are supposed to normally absorb through eating red meats-- proteins, lipids, and a little nitorgen for good balance. These things you can get out of various plants, but it is in very small quantities compared to the amounts in red meat- hell, even vegetarians eat meat every once in a while to balance out their diet, since most don't have a system that has been genetically adapted to absorb all the nutrients hidden away in every soy bean.
Why I'm posting the nutrient information is because the amount of proteins and lipids in a person's blood determines how healthy their consitutions are- ability to hold out under pressure*nudge, nudge, wink, wink* but it also shortens the person's lifespan by causing excessive amounts of lipids and carbohydrates to clog the blood in various places(heart vessels, aortas, etc..)
So, what does this mean? Well, basically: a Vegan has a higher life span than most meat eaters. It is known that this is aprtially true, though his life may not be in the healthier shade of the tree, since his/her proteins are going to be in a smaller number range per cell.
A carnivorous person will live a short, but healthy life, until they probably die in the bedroom from a heart attack.
End result? a lover who's going to croak on you, or one who's still going to try to get in your pants when you're both older than the procreation laws should allow.
And my system has made me allergic to a vegetarian/vegan, so I have to shout whoo carnivores! Keep killing baby sheep!
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