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Articles: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn |
Posted by
Schizo on Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 07:06 AM PST
I had wanted to write a nice long article with all the juicy details in it, but unfortunately, I have received word that the B.F.'s ex has discovered this website, and, as she's already being obsessive and threatening borderline-stalking, I really don't want to give those details to her.
Wow. That was a long sentence!
Anyway, what I will tell you is that I had a daughter at 8:35 AM, July 9th. She weighs 7 lbs., 8 oz., and is 19 inches long. Her name is Riley Miranda Louise. We are both doing very well.
Anyone who wants to hear all the gory details of labor (or more likely, what she looks like and things like that!) can send me a private message and I will write them back. Of course, I will have to only answer the messages of people who I know. Sorry, all those curious ones who want to know more, but I just don't want to take the risk.
Bother all those shmengy people who have to make things difficult. CERTAIN PEOPLE (*hint, hint*) need to seriously grow up!
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You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn | Login/Create an account | 15 Comments |
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by Shade (Shade@Gothcult.com)
on Jul 13, 2002 - 07:10 AM
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Wow! Perfect size and everything! Congratulations Schizo, major congratulations. Umm, tell Riley we send our love :)
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by Meranda_Jade (Meranda@mymind.com)
on Jul 13, 2002 - 09:59 AM
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Congratulations, and I'm so glad things went well, and you have a beautiful daughter... Riley Miranda... what a pretty name...
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by IamSquid (AAA@sockmonkeys.net)
on Jul 13, 2002 - 11:18 AM
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Congrads. Here's hoping yor daughter becomes as schizo as her mother!
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com)
on Jul 13, 2002 - 10:46 PM
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Hooray for schitz!!!!!!! What a nice size baby, exactly shade :) Not too big (of course I didn't have to squeeze it out my hoohaw either) and not dangerously small. Both my sisters were 8 and 9 pounders, and since I was the last, and only 6lbs, I shot out like greased monkey. Now THERE'S a visual....as for labor details, my friend had pics (not the nasty "hey look! The head's coming out!" type, but mostly above waist documentary of the misery) so I don't think I'll bother you for that :) Unless I"m in sudden need of another dose of birth control.
I"m glad you both are doing great, it's good good news. Was she on time?
and to you know who:
Shove it. Get a life. Everyone here hates you already so don't bother.
*snarl*
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Oh, Happy Day
by Arthegarn on Jul 14, 2002 - 01:25 AM
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Schizo, you just made my day. I am so inmensely happy for both of you that I wouldn't be able to begin to express it in my mother tounge. Now I'll be all day with this idiotic smile on my face, I guess.
My blessings and my love to you both. I believe what you are doing to be admirable.
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by Monolycus on Jul 14, 2002 - 06:46 AM
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Heartiest of congrats, Schizness! I hope that everything works itself out stalkingwise... you have enough to concentrate on with the brand new life in your care. No time to sweat over other people's baggage. I wish both you and Riley the best!
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by BlueVampyress on Jul 14, 2002 - 01:14 PM
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Congrats Schizo!
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by Dolorosa on Jul 14, 2002 - 10:25 PM
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Ah yeah...who's your Momma! Schizo's your momma...thats right...she's a bad mamma' -shut yo' mouth- I'm jus' talkin' 'bout schizo...then we can dig it.
Congratulations, schizo, from what I know of you (arguably not much, but enough) I believe you will make a superb mother...And I must say, this is spectacularly cool news...
Now you get to strut around like a lil' Gothic Regina Mater. I hope we get to hear more baby stories...
As for the "Person" who's clogging the influx of information...just point and say "sic 'em" I've always wanted to be sicced on someone...
This is neat...Yay for Schizo!
cool cool cool cool cool cool yeah! cool...
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by MorteAscendo on Jul 17, 2002 - 08:54 AM
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Well congrats!! Just be glad you did have to go through what my momma did. MY due date was Oct 8th and i was born Nov 4th..and because my sister before me was late they added 2 weeks...heh...i weighed 10lbs and 9 ounces. She was in labor for 22 hours. See, i've been a pain in the ass since i was born...hee hee.
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by Schizo on Jul 18, 2002 - 09:00 AM
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This comment is dedicated to the CERTAIN PERSON who really needs to get a life!
So I'm supposed to stop saying you're a stalker? Well, in case you didn't notice, I DIDN'T call you a stalker! I said you are threatening borderline stalking and that you are obsessive. I'll have you know that I've been researching the legal definitions of stalking and when I can get a restraining order. And what you say you want to do IS stalking, and if you do them (i.e. show up at my house when I have told you in front of witnesses that you are not welcome, which I did) I CAN get a restraining order.
Anyway, if you're not a stalker, why sneak around this website in the shadows? The only reason you're here is to spy on me. You're not goth, you even think black is a negative color! Maybe this isn't legal stalking, but it's close enough. I bet you don't have the courage to post anything! I'd like to see you try!
If you don't want to be called something, don't act like it!
I wish you no harm. But I will not allow you to invade my life. So deal with it.
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Re: You Know You're Goth When You're Paler Than Your Newborn
by forthemoment on Jul 23, 2002 - 07:37 PM
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Nooo, no more reproduction!!
Stop the madness.
Not that I'm goth, but I thought you guys hated life....why reproduce and put another through this torment.
Or maybe it's just me...
Ok buhbye.
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