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| Multipost: Jedi Master callei |
Posted by
callei on Monday, July 01, 2002 - 04:08 AM PST
This is a random sampling of submissions that have come in the last few weeks. There were many more and the ones that were fun/interesting/challenging/about anything were posted. The others not appearing here are either tossed out or waiting for someone to edit them.
As usual, the "submissions" are about how cool that person is, how they think of themselves, or how they over use the word never.
I think I will group them according to size; shortest at the top (how often does that happen!) to longest.
I am NOT going to edit things that you (the author) can't be bothered to re-read or even write fully. I am going to send it back to you, let it sit until I feel like writing one of these, or ignore it until it goes away.
Everyday I go look at the submission page. I stare at typos and missing words, disjointed thoughts, and the hearts of the people that send stuff in. I get to see their confusion, angst, pain, and worries. I get to see their pleas for love, attention, sex, and more chocolate. I can commiserate with the thoughts, once I dig them out. But I cant think for you or write for you. Unless you ask me, I cant clarify your thoughts or make sense of your life. And I cant inflict it on the members here. Or wait yes I can!
I have chosen some that seem to me to lead from the first self conscious thoughts of the developing mind through the stages of life. Now I get to weave this all into some sort of whole, adding wit, sarcasm, irony, and whatever other tools come to hand. Maybe Yoda could help us here….
What turns Yyou on
ive never given any Man or Woman the chance of seducing me. Mainly because im the one initiating. But, what wouldnt I give to have a man or woman, with thee most devilish come hither look, dark, maliciouse, with tricks up His or Her sleeve. Mmmm...
Unformed fantasy this is young Jedi. Concentrate. The force is weak in you. Typing you know not my young friend. There is much public school in this one. Public school leads to TV, TV leads to illiteracy, illiteracy leads to an unexamined life. Apprenticed you may be, after more testing.
no meaning
i have no clue what has come over most people in this world. they have all truned away from being themselves to trying to be fucked up. many people i see dress dark and say they are screwed, so i ask how. their responce has no thought and is just idiotic, they say because i dress like this. i find that many words like freak and fucked up are being passed around like the word love, no meaning whatsoever anymore.
Much Confusion in your mind young Jedi. The force connects us all, flowing around us and though us, binding us. Shine we would not if there were no losers to reflect our glow. Understand the force not everyone can.
Rockwave festival was murdered
Well it was about the first days of May when I got my paycheck... more than 90 Euros was finally in my pocket. I quickly ran to the nearest Ticket House and bought my 3 day ticket to the all-promising Rockwave Festival that would take place in Athens at the beginning of July. Great bands like Slayer, Motorhead, Halford, Dream Theater, Paradise Lost, Primal Scream, Cure, Nevermore, Apoptygma Berzerk, Siouxsie & The Bansees would be there for your viewing and hearing pleasure. But a week away from July there was that announcement... Check http://www.didimusic.gr/ for more.
Sorry to hear am I that the concert has had problems. When next write about a cool show that has been canceled or disbanded or abducted by aliens or whatever the problem was, tell us about it you can, not just link to what someone else has written. The force will show you the way. Let it you must.
If you could...
If you could go back, take a step back in time, how would you change things? Could you make things better, fix things? Or would you at all?
Think about the desicions you've made in your life and how they effected you, affected the people around you. How other people's dicisions, how they effected you.
These things have made your life the way it is, but if you could, would you change things- anything? And would these changes make things worse for the people around you? If so- would you do them anyway?
You love some on- they leave you for some one else. Bad for you but good for the other person. Would you change that? Some one dies and through their death you learn to cope with loss. Would you change that?
And if you could change things, would that fix some problems in your life now? Or would your life run on more or less the same track?
If you believe in a pre-detremined fate that makes things even more complicated. Things are the way they are for a reason, but if you could go back and change them that is the way things were supossed to be- but arent you altering your life... as part of fate? Confusing.
So what do you think? Would you, could you, can you chage things?
I'm going out to play in the rain... and- if in the act of this play- I should break my leg... prehaps I'll get a chance to go back in time- and stay inside. But with staying inside I may miss a glorius thing...
Interesting this is young Jedi, a nice idea, a little vague, but interesting. Reread it you must BEFORE sending it in. fix some of the problems with verb agreement, spelling, punctuation, and word use, and on the front page it would be, without comments from me. Said before it has been, and say it again I will; if bothered to read it you can't be then why should I?
Why am I Me?
What the hell is up with all the shit life has to offer me, or anybodyelse for that matter? why is it everytime i try to be me i'm knocked down like twelve notches in the social ladder? Why is it that this world is all going to hell in a hand basket and i have to sit a watch? Why am I me?
Why is it that i have to dress this way or that to be accepted by others as what i am? Why do people have to be catoragized into one group and they can't just have a little of everything? Why am i me?
What is the purpose of existing if all it consists of is conformity, religion, and disallusion?
I'll tell you why because that's just the way life is. Sucks but that's how the Roman Empire crumbles.
i'm sure everybody already knows that and i'm just the "late guy." oh well, i don't care. fuck you and fuck me too. shit i just don't care anymore.
I'm me because i'm an "individual" that doesn't completely allow himself to be taken over by big companies, stereotypes, and christ. I have people that love me and accept me for who i am dammit and that's all i need to keep going. They don't care if i am an idiot sometimes and pretend to have sex with trash cans and large pinatas.
they love me and that's all that matters. say what you will about me but i'm me and nobody can change that.
i'm done
Key is existential pain and development to being a very strange adult. One question I have only: others love you they may, love you yourself? Justify your life in terms of your own life and not the views of others about your life can you? Justify your existence and battle to be yourself in terms of the love/attention/lack of shunning that others give you while they ignore (do they ignore it I wonder) behaviors that they/you think are odd in this piece you do. Welcome are you to proto-adulthood where learn you will that everything is an illusion and that with a small change of behavior, clothes, or make up slide you can between one social strata and another. Learn to use this knowledge young Jedi, and play with more people and, perhaps, have more fun and make more money you will. Awareness is the first step young Jedi.
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Re: Jedi Master callei
by Rogue (Rogue@skew.org)
on Jul 01, 2002 - 07:41 AM
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Once again you have shown us exactly why they are called "submissions", as you slap a collar on them and brandish leather items in preparation for spanking those who illustrate the failings of public schools.
KNEEL before the Master! Submit!!
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Re: Jedi Master callei
by callei (plyn@plynlymon.com)
on Jul 01, 2002 - 12:32 PM
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*sigh* get your minds back down from fantasy land. There are tender impressionable kids here who REALLY dont need to think of yoda as a sex symbol.
I know I dont want too....
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Re: Jedi Master callei
by Dolorosa on Jul 01, 2002 - 04:17 PM
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I dunno' Callei...Yoda is kinda' cute...if he didn't have frank oz's hand stuck up his green hiney in the first few movies.
As for those submissions...again we must nod our heads in agreement to the decisions of the wise and all knowing Editing Council.
At least they're trying though...I think once they pick up some speed, and some brain matter matures...they'll be raging literary goth bullet trains in no time...
Or maybe they'll just derail and crash into burning oblivion...*shrug* eh...
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