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Drama: Dead Poet Society? |
Posted by
ickgirl on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 04:27 PM PST
Ok, look. STOP POSTING POETRY. Last time you heard from me on this topic, I didn’t really care – Fine, I said, post your damn poetry. But, people….I must inform you, it’s become a fucking epidemic. Every day I look at the submissions and its 75% poetry. Why? Because long ago Devin and I realized that people were submitting poems, and to be honest, we didn’t want to put them on the front page, so he made a separate column for it. We thought, ok, no big deal, we’ll just stuff the poetry over there, keep people happy…you get the idea. I’ve come to realize, poetry isn’t something we can do in moderation. It’s like heroin, or coffee. Now, maybe you’re thinking “what’s wrong with poetry?” Nothing. But what IS wrong is that this site, which was constructed as a means to discuss the shmeng we all face in our lives, has become a forum for adolescent poetry (and let’s not forget the “I’m hotter than she is” girldrama)...
While we’re on the topic of irritation…what the fuck is up with this site becoming a place to “cruise?” Hopefully Callei set everyone straight on this issue.
One of the really great things about this site is that it was different from other sites; a place to discuss a wide variety of shmengy shmeng. Now it’s become a hideous concoction of “amihotornot.com” and whiny teen poets.
That’s it! KNOCK IT OFF DAMMIT!
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Note: We've all had enuf. The whole poetry section is being deleted so it doesn't tempt people to post more. -Devin |
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Dead Deckers Society
by Comedian (comedian@callatg.com)
on Feb 06, 2002 - 10:35 PM
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There once was a man from Nanteen-
who invented a jerking machine!
On the twenty-fifth stroke,
the goddamn thing broke,
and beat his balls in to a cream.
There once was a girl from Bantas,
who had a remarkable ass!
Not nice round and pink,
like you probably think,
but one with long ears that eats grass!
There once was a barmaid at yale,
whose breasts were tattooed with prices of ale!
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in braile!
There once was a preacher from Yew;
who preached with his vestments askew!
a woman named Morgan
caught sight of his organ
and promptly passed out in her pew!
There once was a Goth from old York
who refused to ever eat pork!
he whined at the table
and when the hosts were able
He wound up without use of a fork.
There once was a whore from peru,
who filled up her 'business' with glue!
she'd say with a grin,
"I'll charge to get in,
and I'll charge to get out of here too!"
Now that's poetry, kids!
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It hurts to breathe...
by Dolorosa on Feb 07, 2002 - 09:13 PM
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You know that was just savage...and yet, I still got a mad case of the giggles. How the holy hell are people like us supposed to get along anyhow huh?
Heh heh...I say "yes" to everything...cause "No" just wastes time and experiances...
What that meant I have no idea...please help...oh yeah...people suck.
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Re: Dead Poet Society?
by chameleon on Feb 12, 2002 - 06:59 PM
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(Sorry for sounding stupid) What the hell is cruising? And amateur poetry sucks.
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Re: Dead Poet Society?
by gothvail (vail@gothicamateur.com)
on Feb 13, 2002 - 02:45 PM
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Knowing the horrendous poetry I wrote in high school, I can sympathise with you. In those days, I thought it was the most beautiful expression of human feeling ever and wanted everyone to hear them (thank god I had not yet discovered the internet!). Now, I know what they really are, and would be embarrassed to be associated with them. So keep you angst ridden poetry to yourself kids, because really no one wants to know.
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Re: Dead Poet Society?
by BloodyHell666 on Feb 17, 2002 - 09:33 AM
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Finally! I was about tired people whining about not getting thier poetry published on the front page. I thank the allmighty Ick for helping sort out this problem. Ihope nothing else arises out of this poetry issue. I heard more about this than the olympics!
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