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Articles: Hey... Another Idoit!
Posted by BloodyHell666 on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 05:07 AM PST

Icky People
I have been swarmed by by several stupid people and I have been wondering what is the best way to deal with such Icky People. I shall name just a few of these. (Read More...) One is Biggus Dumbus Assus.AKA Thomas, the Stupid Jester. He is a jumpy stupid joker with the same kind of adolescent jokes all the time. He has now made a habit of copying my attitude and comments. He can be delt with in any Legal way. Suggestions?

The next little annoyance Overus Religious Prickus, or the Stupid Little Christian Chick. There are several of these little pricks in my school. They all try to convert me to thier little stupid bone-headed religion. These little ones are probably better delt with verbally with insult or obvious pointers about the holes in the christian religion. What would you say?

The final one is Reallyus Stupidus Jockus Jerkus. This spieces are common, often telling me the imperfections in my physical form. These can be abused verbally or physically. How would you do it?

Use your imagination on these cases, people who read the responses to this article may be helped to deal with such...... Icky People.

Thank you,
BloddyHell666


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Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by bloodtide on Feb 01, 2002 - 05:30 PM
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for theBiggus Dumbus Assus no legal way unless u say that it wuz attacking u

for the Overus Religious Prickus just burn a "BIBLE" in front of them

for the Reallyus Stupidus Jockus Jerkus i would abuse those fuckers mentaly



Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by oohp (oohp@gotik.nu)
on Feb 02, 2002 - 05:59 AM
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Err with Biggus Dumbus Assus just make evolutionary/darwinean jokes (eg: the inability to evolve from apes and descend from trees, the state of being a brainless amoeba). Delt with legally? Don't know, make sure you get a good lawyer, they tend to find *something* to sue people about most of the time.

Overus Religious Prickus: there are certainly a lot of ways to piss off baptized-to-moronic-state christians (anything blasphemic, anal sex for instance). Be creative!

Reallyus Stupidus Jockus Jerkus. The best thing is not to respond to these cretures, showing ignorance and lack of interest towards them. If they continue making jokes about your physical form, just confirm them with "well, yes, you are probably right" and show you are not pissed off at all. They will probably get bored and stop.



Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by feralucce on Feb 02, 2002 - 12:34 PM
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Situation one... some say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... I personally feel that self immolation is the sincerest form... but I admit... even by dark standards... I am a bit off the plumb...

Situation two: I used to live 3 blocks from the head quarters of the Latter day saints and Reformed latter day saints (there is a difference)... I had several ways to deal with them...
1) I invited them, in... told them that I would listen to them if they listened to me... then I told them about Eris... (here it is)
2) they would come to my house on sunday, 9:25 am... once a month.,.. it was the4 4th sunday... I finally grew tired of it and answered the door dripping wet from the shower with no towel on... 3) I drew a chalk outline of a body (like the police do), scattered religious tracts and glued them in place... and
4) since, I assume you are ferring to a public school... when they do it... there are two ways... take their bible and toss it down the hall... or ask for a tract, then eat it in front of them (ignore the staples, it makes it more intimidating. (DISCLAIMER: I have nothing agaisnt the christians... I have a problem with them forcing their religous beleifs on me...) these tactics seem effective in most situations.

Situation three: I am 6'9" 360 lbs... I have found, when they start this kind of thing... there are only 4 things that work... 1) bloody dismemberment is probably not an option in this case - screaming "Eat my jsutice!!!" or "Wheeze da juice!!!" while beating them todeath wtih thier own appendages will discourage anyone else from trying the same thing. 2) Ignore them... this will not make them stop... but eventually you become jaded and calloused enough that the adult world won't give you the vapors, and you can stomach GW bush... or 3) I find it intimidates them if you laugh with them... but with a slightly psychotic edge... when that scares em... I would follow up with something to take advantage of them being off balance... like :' Yeah, my stomach is huge *Manical devil laugh - make it last longer than it should... not an evil laugh, but on the edge, almost a cackle* So... what about my ass... isn't it huge too?" when they are stunned, then say "cummon guys, with all this that is the best you can do?" walk away, leaving them gaping... it is great fun...
4)when they walk up... start it... before they insult you... pick something, something almost miniscule and ridicule it, in an almost good natured way... and keep doing it...

That's my advice... take it for what it is worth...

Feral


remove the problem...
by Dolorosa on Feb 02, 2002 - 07:04 PM
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I always like the sudden furious headbutt maneuver...leave them wondering what the hell happened, and all it costs you is a small headache...being 5'10'' and maybe a hundred thirty pounds, I don't have the mass or intimidation factor to do much to these sorts of people, so I make up for it in sheer odd-brutality. For da' Jocks...break their noses before they even open they're mouths, for the Bible kids, point...laugh and then nail 'em. And for the stupid joker type, tell him he was an accident, knee him in the adam's apple and then sew his eyes shut with a dung needle...that usually leaves them a bit down and out...
After you get out of jail, do it again and again...and pretty soon you'll have a fan club. Like dhamer or manson...wheee...
In all honesty though, just like the discovery channel, these species are weeded out by natural selection, bigger stronger morons, Volciraptors and the Dreaded Mall Peckery...all you have to do is wait, and watch as they're bloodily disembowled and devoured alive...bahahahahahaaaa!


Re: Hey... Another Idoit!
by gothvail (vail@gothicamateur.com)
on Feb 13, 2002 - 03:24 PM
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Yeah, I think insulting people's beliefs is definitely the way to go. If you are pissed off that people can't accept you for who you are, the best way to retaliate is to not accept other for who they are. This is what makes places like Northern Ireland and Israel such especially nice vacation spots.

Vail
(who is a goth AND a Christian, and thinks that your beliefs are your own business)


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