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Articles: Santa |
Posted by
callei on Wednesday, August 01, 2001 - 09:27 PM PST
This is a true story as well as a brain teaser. I wont say where I heard it, but I know that it really happened.....
Picture a genial older man with a long, white beard, red plaid shirt, and big red sweats. Picture his red station wagon with liscence plates that say "santa".
Now picture this sweet old man walking into a bondage shop. I know that is a stretch but it really happened.
Now imagine him going over to the lady sitting at the counter reading a catalog. Imagine her suprize when this old darling asks her, after a few moments of chatter, if there are any dominitrix in town that are free that night.
"I'm sorry sir, i dont know. We only sell the toys here, we have no play room, nor do we offer a meeting service." She gets very formal when startled.
" Aw, are you really going to tell santa that he can't have a good spanking for Christmas?"
Now here is the moral quandry....
Would she be naughty or nice if she gave him a spanking?
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Re: Santa
by Rogue (judenouveau@yahoo.com)
on Aug 01, 2001 - 09:38 PM
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Nice, definitely. Santa hasn't always had the disney image he has seemed to acquire in the last 2000 years, and he probably needs a good pants-down right about now.
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Re: Santa
by Rogue (judenouveau@yahoo.com)
on Aug 02, 2001 - 09:56 PM
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Now wait. Now that i think about it, the song (Satan Claus is Coming to Town) doesn't say that he is distinguishing between the naughty and the nice in his little list he gets from the NSA every year. What it says is that he is making a list, checking it twice, going to find out who's naughty AND nice. What this means of course is that only those who manage to be nice and naughty in the same year or at the same time are given preferential treatment. Giving an oddly clad guy a spanking because he asks politely surely qualifies in this regard.
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Re: Santa
by Coal_Hearted_1 (coalhearted@hotmail.com)
on Aug 03, 2001 - 08:42 PM
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I KNEW IT! Santa IS a dirty old man!!!! why else would he want you to sit on his lap?? EW I think my whole childhood has been crushed by a boot full of shit...AGAIN! Just when you thing something so inocent like a make beliefe childhood figure...*shudders*
"HO HO HO!!!!"
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Re: Santa
by Vampiric_Princess (thebefallen@hotmail.com)
on Aug 10, 2001 - 11:42 AM
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Oh My Goth, I knew it, Santa is a peadophile, why else would a old man want to be nice to all those little children, because everyone knows old people are usually really mean to children, and should be seen and not heard, but in Santa's case it's they should be felt not, not scared. Oh well i guess that's my sick twisted view on him.
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