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Articles: Das Booty Call |
Posted by
littlebats on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 07:19 AM PST
Who makes better lovers, vegans or carnivores? My vote is for vegans. We taste better.
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Das Booty Call | Login/Create an account | 31 Comments |
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*skritching her head*
by VampCourt (Morbidchic@hotmail.com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 07:55 AM
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Um.. how does your diet or what you choose or choose not to eat effect how good a lover you are.
I just figure.. you got deh skills? You got the skills.
"Im a Vegan! There is NO milk cheese or meat in this body! Fuck me!"
*giggle*
Sorry.. it just struck me funny..
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*smirks................. amused* by aeval_tuatha on Jun 28, 2001 - 08:01 AM (User info | Send a Message) | I have to agree with Miss Court.....
Skills make the lover, not the taste....
Although taste HELPS!
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Re: *smirks................. amused* by VampCourt (Morbidchic@hotmail.com) on Jun 28, 2001 - 08:05 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Taste... and lack of body hair...
*shudders* |
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Re: *smirks................. amused* by aeval_tuatha on Jun 28, 2001 - 08:07 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Most definitely...
Dental floss should be obtained from the store in little packages or from your dentist.... NOT from licking/sucking/tweaking your fuck-puppet...
Either way you look at it.....
Although I DO remember reading something about dairy making someone taste sweeter.... but I guess that doesn't apply to vegans.... so their lovers must like it bland to tart.... |
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Re: *smirks................. amused* by Anonymous-Coward on Jun 28, 2001 - 10:29 AM | That's why we have strawberries and pineapples. |
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Re: *smirks................. amused* by aeval_tuatha on Jun 28, 2001 - 01:01 PM (User info | Send a Message) | yes, well, I wouldn't want THOSE seeds in dark moist places.....
Although it would give "strawberry patch" a new meaning.... |
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Re: Das Booty Call
by Devin (devin-at-vibechild-dot-com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 09:50 AM
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Maybe it's 'cause I'm from Hawaii, but at least over there most of the Vegans I met smelled bad enuf that I wasn't particulary inclined to taste them. I'm sure they were perfectly acceptable lovers - for someone who appreciates dreadlocks as dental floss.
I realize that over here, being vegan isn't as much of a hippie cult thing as it is over there, and probably doesn't have the stigma (the stigma is earned really - I think you have to go to a Maui Vegan compound to understand completely). I still have a problem seeing how what you eat effects how you are in bed. If you have no vibe, there's nothing you can eat or not eat that will change that.
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Re: Das Booty Call by ickgirl on Jun 28, 2001 - 10:25 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.envy.nu/ickgirl | hmmm meat eaters definitely smell different. and, yes, they, ahem...taste different. so perhaps littlebats wasn't referring to their "technique" per se. afterall, the word "lover" was used, so we aren't necessarily discussing how one fucks.
Many vegans/veggies tend to be gentle souls, just look at Lisa Simpson! *wink*
also, another consideration, littlebats may be referring to the taste of their blood (well...maybe a vampire littlebat, who knows?! *wink*) and a vegan's blood WOULD have a different taste, say..if their iron was low.
...end sagitarrian transmission
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Re: Das Booty Call by aeval_tuatha on Jun 28, 2001 - 05:32 PM (User info | Send a Message) | Personally, I figure the sensitive ones are the ones that understand what they're eating and WHY they eat it and HOW it gets where it does. I don't believe vegans and veggis are any more "sensitive" because they don't eat meat. It's just misguided sympathy.
In order to understand an animals plight, you must partake of it.
B-sides, some animals give up their lives, literally, so that we can consume them and they can live on.... (part of MY spiritual beliefs).
As Calli says, "Some people are just born victims."
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Re: Das Booty Call by ickgirl on Jun 28, 2001 - 07:39 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.envy.nu/ickgirl | or I could say that people use that ploy to justify consuming the flesh of another living thing. key word being "beliefs" not "intelligence" |
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Re: Das Booty Call by aeval_tuatha on Jun 28, 2001 - 09:14 PM (User info | Send a Message) | Depends on the animal....
Personally, I like the ones I kill....
*lix lips*
I use more than their muscle tissue......
And I think it has a bit to do with intelligence, but then, I guess it doesn't really matter to you because you take offense to EVERYTHING I say, no matter how mundane.... |
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Re: Das Booty Call by Schizo on Jun 29, 2001 - 05:06 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Have you ever lived on a farm?
I must admit it is a spirituality of a different sort, and perhaps not as pretty. But it is a spirituality in its own right.
I was born on a farm, my mother grew up on a farm, I've lived on farms, I have raised animals to eat and I have eaten animals I have raised.
Of course, there are farms and there are farms, but unless you have experienced farm yourself, you are not in a position to judge the spiritual worth or lack thereof.
Not trying to offend anyone, but I also refuse to hide my animal-murdering background out of intimidation. I respect vegans and vegetarians. But I don't feel called to pretend to be one to spare their feelings. |
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Re: Das Booty Call by ickgirl on Jun 29, 2001 - 10:29 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://www.envy.nu/ickgirl | I have lived on a farm, a few farms. i loved it
i guess "farm" was the wrong word, I'm sorry...What I was referring to is more the agri-business of factory farming.
no offense taken, or intended :) |
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Re: Das Booty Call by Meranda_Jade (scurtis510@home.com) on Jul 08, 2001 - 12:18 PM (User info | Send a Message) | When I first lived on a farm, I was about 11 years old, and thought the cows in the field next to the house were just cute... I petted them, and gave them names... when the adults found out what I was doing, they told me NOT to name them, they were going to be food that fall... I, and all the other kids were very involved in the workings of the farm, and in Fall, we had to help with the butchering of the animals... (we didn't actually see them being killed, by the time we got to them, they were just sides of beef, waiting to be cut into steaks) I was kinda funny with eating it that year, but it was 100% better than any meat I'd ever had from a store, and I know the animals had happy lives, although short ones. I had no problem with the new ones we got the next spring, and I saw the whole cycle of things and was ok with it. I agree that farming is very spiritual, it's a full circle, always turning with each season... it puts life, and death into perspective. |
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Re: Das Booty Call by littlebats on Jun 29, 2001 - 05:53 AM (User info | Send a Message) | It has always been my experiance that vegans have smelled better than most. So I guess it's all about who you know. Vegans do have an air of pretention and to me pretention is very sexy. |
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Re: Das Booty Call
by callei (psanguis@yahoo.com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 02:19 PM
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Is it really technique or enthusiasm and will to please? I know a few people with oodles of technique that werent that good really because they werent really there with me. they were too busy preforming and showing off. that lack of vibe. it was there when we started then went away as we started to play.
I have been know to get up and leave.
the vegan/veggie/carnivore thing now.... are they happy, are they interested?
I think the best lovers are ones that appriciate good food. they know how to enjoy sensuous pleasures and that often translated well to sex.
(but the sweat sure smells different)
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Re: Das Booty Call by Schizo on Jun 29, 2001 - 04:57 AM (User info | Send a Message) | I agree. Someone who enjoys other things to the fullest is more likely to enjoy sex to the fullest. And it's always easier to enjoy yourself with someone who is enjoying themselves. I believe in sensuality in the most menial of tasks; the stroke of an iron on a crisp cotton shirt, the enveloping soap suds on the top of a freshly drawn sink for washing dishes, the sound of a broom being brushed against the floor... if you can enjoy these things then you are likely to be a good lover.
So whether you drown blissfully in a perfect bite of filet mignon with wild mushroom sauce, or delight yourself in the pure pleasures of whatever vegan fare you dine on, either culinary persuasion is capable of causing and experiencing intense happiness in bed. |
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Re: Das Booty Call
by VampCourt (Morbidchic@hotmail.com)
on Jun 28, 2001 - 09:15 PM
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Isnt it the Hindu religion that believes everything has a soul.. including plants?
If so.. How do they eat?
I will have to read up on that one.
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Re: Das Booty Call by aeval_tuatha on Jun 28, 2001 - 09:40 PM (User info | Send a Message) | It is.....
But they believe that killing plants is a lesser-evil than killing an animal.
I'm not quite sure how that hierarchy works, killing is killing, but that's what they believe, and kudos to them for believing it... |
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Re: Das Booty Call
by sorceress_ly (angeldustan@yahoo.com)
on Jun 29, 2001 - 10:41 AM
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vegans rule, I use to be one than I changed. I am still one in the heart I just need someone to push me into the write direction again. vegan boys are hot. If there goth too that is it man hot as fuck!
sorry i got carried away
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by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com)
on Jun 29, 2001 - 04:30 PM
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poor devin in the midst of humid smelly vegan hippies...
Both my fiance and I are vegan, and I have to say that I LOOOVE vegans...I dont' think I could date a meat eater....their breath smells different (yes, it does...smells like death...or deth and tic tacs...or death and big red...you get the idea) tastes different, their BODIES smell/taste different. They seem to me to be more loving and such, as regular murder isn't a part of their life. My vegan houseboy is great in the sack.
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Veganism vs. cornivorism?
by Comedian (comedian@callatg.com)
on Jun 30, 2001 - 02:45 AM
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It seems like another argument swinging the hatchet between to extremist sides of the line. Humans are designed to be omnivorous, and can eat many things that aren't considered to be food. But who is better in bed? Hard question to answer, considering what you're trying to formulate a hypothesis from. Vegans have taken on a lifestyle(cdon't know if that is the correct phrasing, since there are many things considered "lifestyles" that people might not like to be associated with) that depraves the bodily system of nutirents that we are supposed to normally absorb through eating red meats-- proteins, lipids, and a little nitorgen for good balance. These things you can get out of various plants, but it is in very small quantities compared to the amounts in red meat- hell, even vegetarians eat meat every once in a while to balance out their diet, since most don't have a system that has been genetically adapted to absorb all the nutrients hidden away in every soy bean.
Why I'm posting the nutrient information is because the amount of proteins and lipids in a person's blood determines how healthy their consitutions are- ability to hold out under pressure*nudge, nudge, wink, wink* but it also shortens the person's lifespan by causing excessive amounts of lipids and carbohydrates to clog the blood in various places(heart vessels, aortas, etc..)
So, what does this mean? Well, basically: a Vegan has a higher life span than most meat eaters. It is known that this is aprtially true, though his life may not be in the healthier shade of the tree, since his/her proteins are going to be in a smaller number range per cell.
A carnivorous person will live a short, but healthy life, until they probably die in the bedroom from a heart attack.
End result? a lover who's going to croak on you, or one who's still going to try to get in your pants when you're both older than the procreation laws should allow.
And my system has made me allergic to a vegetarian/vegan, so I have to shout whoo carnivores! Keep killing baby sheep!
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Re: Veganism vs. cornivorism? by VampCourt (Morbidchic@hotmail.com) on Jun 30, 2001 - 08:55 AM (User info | Send a Message) | Well Said. :)
for both sides i mean.
you get an A+!
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Re: Veganism vs. cornivorism? by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Jun 30, 2001 - 03:32 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/strangeasangels/ | I do have to say that as a vegan, I've taken no vitamin suppliments, no nutritional drinks or pills or energy boosters and I've never been healtheir in my life. I get ample protein, ample calcium, ample vitamins etc without murder.
The problem with most people in vegetarianism/veganism is that they just quit eating meat...and don't suppliment it with anything and yes, their health DOES deteriorate.
I get a healthier protein source from my daily PBJ sandwich, or from tofu, soy hot dogs, boca burgers, etc than I ever had, minus the fat, cholesterol, saturated fats, hormones, bacteria etc AND without ending a life. One cup full of spinach or broccoli has just as much calcium as a cup of milk *gag* without the puss, hormones, bacteria, FAT. Spinach doesn't neutralize the natural acids in your stomach, making you unable to properly digest foods, nor does it cause your stomach to overcompensate for the neutralized acids, making your guts a heartburn chemical vat wearing away your organ walls....ulcers anyone?
I used to be quite a fatty...at 5'2" I was 160lbs. Not that fat is BAD (as I know SOMEONE is going to be all like "hey, that's ME. Who does this bitch think she is anyway") after 5 mos of vegetarianism I had dropped 40lbs. After another 6mos of veganism, I dropped another 10...my skin cleared up, my stomach problems vanished, I was more awake, alert, energetic. I had drugged my system with animal fat, raised on the notion that a square diet and human existence wasn't possible without eating flesh. I can't IMAGINE eating animal products now....the thought makes me SICK, and I don't think that I could ever sleep with someone knowing that their bodies are full of undigested dairy and muscle tissue. That makes for dirty smelly bodies, slowed "functions" hint hint..did you know that the cholesterol not only clogs your heart arteries, but that it also plugs the PLUMBING'S *wink* vessels and can lead to impotence?
My vegan love slave is never lethargic due to lack of nutrition...of course, that's because of me, if I wasn't here he'd live off frosting and triscuits....but that's besides the point. VEGANS RULE.
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Ho ho hum? by Comedian (comedian@callatg.com) on Jun 30, 2001 - 05:02 PM (User info | Send a Message) | Lucky chummer. I have a severe soy allergy and excema, so any vegetarian diet virtually kills me. Hell, any soy sets me clawing me own arms off and shaking and slightly nauseous, probably how you might feel after consuming meat.
I don't understand the "ending a life" bit, but hey, I'm a jackhole, a lot of stuff doesn't catch with me.
But most muscle tissue if out of farmed meats, and with genetics people can make the perfect side of beef without killing an animal(20 years, you just watch when they find the enzyme beta blockers so individual organs can be grown from a single cell) without any muscle or generic amino acids that degrade lymphatic and respiratory system functions.
As a side note, impotence and single-birth deaths occur most often in carnivorous species. But vegetarian offspring barely survive.
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Re: Ho ho hum? by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Jul 01, 2001 - 02:04 AM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/strangeasangels/ | what?! where on earth did you hear that vegetarian offspring rarely survive? This isn't wild kingdome...if they can grow ears on a rat, they can keep a perfectly HEALTHY vegetarian offspring alive if some sort of complication should arise.
Ending a life. You know. The meat/dair industry. I don't have to take a life to live. I don't require murdered flesh for food to survive. I can have a healthy long well fed life without eating the tidy pre-packaged remains of some poor animal that's probably never even seen the light of day.
Like I said, I would like to know where you get your facts from....they are bizarre and interesting and unless I find otherwise, they sound questionable.
Sorry about the soy allergy...that is ROTTEN. No yummy tofutti ice "cream" for you.
anyhoo, this has nothing to do with the original topic. It doesn't matter about healthy offspring, as sex is no more about conception than good old dubbya is about brains....20 gallons of dumb in a ten gallon hat, yall....
sex with vegans smells better, tastes better, and is better. So there. nyah....*sticks out tongue*
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OOOOhoooOOHhh, don't make me get the whipping stick! by Comedian (comedian@callatg.com) on Jul 02, 2001 - 07:20 PM (User info | Send a Message) | I'll admit, we're not in the wilde kingdome, but we are pack animals. The thing is, as omnivores, there is a chance that vegetarian parents will have kids that they will nearly kill because those children are actually genetically geared for a meat diet. Vegan parents can have kids with soy allergies, or vegetable allergies, and those kids can nearly starve because their parents refuse to give them meat.
I'm not going to go in for the "Dubya" jokes, cause politics is something not to bring up on any chat board, no matter where, unless you're in the Congress chat boards trying to petition.
And if that cow has never seen the light of day, and has never known it was alive, are you taking a life? We should probably start another chat altogether in the forums if we DO want to start a "what is life" debate.
And I'm wondering what sex smells like with vegans, I mean brocolli and spinach and asparagus seems like it would smell pretty bad.. like taking exstacy and walking into the veggie section in "El Supermercado" in 110-degree heat and trying to sweat lodge 180 calories off. |
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Re: OOOOhoooOOHhh, don't make me get the whipping stick! by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com) on Jul 03, 2001 - 10:45 PM (User info | Send a Message) http://bettie_x.tripod.com/strangeasangels/ | I'll talk about what I damned well please, so put away your whipping stick before I stick it in your eye.
What the hell kind of question is that? If it's never seen the light of day, it still knows its ALIVE....it's just MISERABLELY alive...it's been unjustly born as a commodity, UNFAIRLY born as a commodity. Would you have the same feelings if they were speaking of children? The elderly? YOU? If we lock away a human child will it know it's alive?
The egg producing chickens know they are alive...they are crammed five to a two hen cage and most are blind from the ammonia of piles of dung that is allowed to build up from beneath them, their legs break of rickits, their eyes are pecked out from other chickens because they are nervous and too close together. Then, when their egg laying cycle is over, they are forced into a dark room and deprived of food and water and light or clean air to force their bodies into another egg laying cycle.
The cows bellowing for the babies that are taken from them at birth for veal "farms" know they are alive, the pigs hanging by broken ankles as they bleed to death know they are alive. The beef cows that aren't properly executed and make it alive and conscious all the way past the skinning and die during dismemberment know they are alive.
Children with soy allergies? That is different. There are ways around it, there are different healthy means of supplying nutrition...or if you are so inclined, feed them limited quantities of local meat *barf* that hasn't spent it's life in a shit filled box until they outgrow their allergies or are able to tolerate a HEALTHIER low protein diet.
Whatever argument you throw for pro carnivorism I can counter it, so if you want to go back and forth, by all means, start your own post. I'm not debating what is life. I'm debating quality of life, RIGHT to a quality life, one that isn't created for the sole purpose of murder. I could care less what people do to each other....MOST of us can defend ourselves. What rights does an animal have? None. Who is there to stick up for their injustices and suffering? No body. They have no defense which is what makes it so disgusting. You joke about killing lambs, great for you. I'll joke about killing babies and see how many people get on my case. Keep it coming.
I'd rather smell veggies in 110 degree heat than some body filled with weeks old animal remains trying to get off. |
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