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Re: The first rule
by callei (plyn@plynlymon.com)
on Sep 23, 2002 - 03:32 PM
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try thinking up some amusing ones yourself like
"no, im just too lazy to match colors."
"no, my boss pays me to look this way"
"why do you ask? do you want to join?"
"just on thursdays"
"im syprised you know that word." (best if said with shocked voice)
"golly no, that would be bad."
" no, im a fashion slave."
"no, its my school uniform"
"no, and i am sueing my dry cleaners"
" are you hitting on me?"
" why would that make you go away?"
"no, i was trying to match the decor"
"does it matter?"
" nice shoes"
"are you a jock/preppie/mallrat/hick/wasp/christian(insert anything here)"
"well i have to wear something or they will put me in jail."
keep in mind that you dont have to rationalize anyone why you wear clothes, why you listen to music, read books, watch movies, or talk to people to anyone, unless they are going to arrest you or pay you.
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