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the sexy secretary strikes again!!!
by bettie_x (strangersangel@hotmail.com)
on Jan 27, 2002 - 10:26 PM
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very good, very well, thanks for "getting" it.
keeping up with the siouxies...*snicker* VERY GOOD!
There was a frighteningly obese girl in school. She was obnoxious, obsessed with sex (but never had it before!) and was so about her individuality and being "freaky" but spent way too much time trying to be popular and trendy. Wierd combination.
She would wear the worst stuff. And believe me, I have overweight friends, I WAS overweight! I walk into layne bryant (a plus size store in the NW etc) with my best friend and she'll pick up a size 18 halter top and say quite loudly "just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you can wear it! Jeesus christ!!" and toss it back in disgust.
Anyway, I remember one of the MANY horrid things, it was a very nice outfit. It fit, sort of, but her fucking JELLY ROLL hung out the bottom of the shirt! NOT KIDDING. A good three inches of exposed hanging FLAB below her shirt over her skirt.
PULLING BUTTONS AT THE TOP.
OR, for a play, she begged and begged and BEGGED to be one of the "party girls" in a murdermystery dinner theater we did, and she shows up at showtime with cutoffs SO short her 300 lb ASS was hanging out of it! No tights underneath either! Nothing but cellulite and stretchmarks and little squishes of asscheeks sticking out the back.
Our director about told her to go home and change, but we'd no time, so he made her tie a SHIRT around her waist.
300lbs acting like you are 100lbs is posing.
Oh, and she was always talking about piercing her bellybutton....WHAT BELLYBUTTON!!!
I'm sorry, it's just I see so many ill fitted people at work selling clothes everyday....and it's always the big nasty toothless 400 lb ones trying to squeeze into a medium size short vinyl dress 'cause they want it "tight and sexy" 'cause it's "for the bedroom"
and how their husbands are going to jus DIE! YES, FROM A FRIGGIN ANEURISM!! FROM FRIGHT!!!
And I have room to talk, 'cause I was fat once, ruined my body even though I lost all the weight, and I was always conscious of my size and dressed accordingly. You don't have to dress in a mumu and curlers, but just because you're "liberated" doesn't mean you can pack your fat ass into size 20fucking4 vinyl pants and look appealing!
*shreik*
I've posed this question to several overweight friends of mine and they all agree.
Whenever you pretend to be something you are not (ie goth, trendy, edgy, thin, happy) you are a poseur. You can have goth friends without being one, you can have hippie friends without being one. You can be overweight and still look damn good without letting it ALL hang out...
You can have trendy friends without being brainless...
It's all relative.
And I look DAMN sexy in a nice, short business suit *wink*
Now for the piercings...we'll work on that...gotta find a girlie piercer first *snort*
Michael's very protective you see...and don't want his protectiveness to kick in when the needles' HALF in :)
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