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| To My Toaster |
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| by Monolycus | O! Most fiendish of appliances!
What mischief hast thou wrought?
I gave to thee a slice of bread
And now look what I've got!
The only hint of breadishness
This lump of coal retains
Is the outline of a bread slice
'Round its carbonised remains!
I know you're evil, Toaster,
But I see through your fell designs!
You think I'll take a fork
And pry the bread out with its tines!
O! Then you'd have me, Toaster!
O! You'd fry me 'til I'm dead!
I'd be an immolated man
With a burnt up slice of bread! |
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